Thursday, March 27, 2008

Kellye Harkey

International: .
The love affair was short-lived. Petra, the wild black swan who has become a minor celebrity, appears to be lonely after her mate, a white swan, has ditched her for another.
Zoo officials in Muenster, Germany, are going to reunite the animal with what appears to be the love of her life — a white paddle boat shaped like an oversized swan. Sound strange? Not really, when you listen to the zoo director, Joerg Adler. "We thought she was all set, when she and her new mate, a white swan, were building a nest together," said Adler. "But then her mate decided to fly off seeking the company of other black swans. She's swimming around in an agitated state ever since he ditched her, and we got to calm her down."

Opinion:
Is it weird that I think this is a cute love story? It is very strange but kinda cute. Swans have feeling to and need some lovin' every now and then right? I wonder what will happen when the swan tries to mate with the paddle boat, ugh that is kind of awkward. Well this is a cute love story of a black swan looking for the right one.

International:
Celebrity polar bear Knut is making headlines again, this time not for being cute and cuddly but rather for an apparent human fixation. Knut needs to leave Berlin Zoo, the sooner the better. He's had so much contact with humans in his young life that he doesn't realize he's a polar bear, he needs to get used to a life without the people who brought him up," one of his keepers, Markus Roebke, told German tabloid Bild Zeitung. According Roebke, who helped hand-rear Knut in the Berlin Zoo, Knut is a "publicity-addicted psycho" who needs the show, the human adulation. "He actually cries out or whimpers if he sees that there is no audience outside his compound ready to 'ooh' and 'aah' at him," Roebke said in the Tuesday edition of Bild Zeitung. "When the zoo had to shut because of black ice everywhere he howled with rage until staff members stood before him and calmed him down."

Opinion:
Hmm that is our fault, people! I do not understand why we have to put animals in cages and watch them for our own entertainment? I mean dont get me wrong I love the zoo but seriously we wonder why the animals are like this. I think the European news is really slow right now.

National:
Minutes after a jury sentenced him to 25 years in prison for severely burning his daughter in a microwave, a teary-eyed Joshua Mauldin listened one more time to details about the pain he had caused his child.His daughter Ana's foster mother fought back tears as she detailed how after being injured, the girl's left hand was so burned that there was no skin, no muscle, no fat, only tendon and bone.Ana suffered second- and third-degree burns to her left ear, cheek, hand and shoulder and has required several skin grafts. Part of her left ear had to be amputated.

Opinion:
Thank God this guy is going to prison. Who the heck thinks that its okay to do that? He even said that he was insane at the moment but that is such bull crap. I am very surprised that he got sentenced because I mean you can murder two people and still get away with it, but im glad this person did not get away with it.

National:
North Carolina man, who claimed he saw years of combat and earned medals, including the Purple Heart, was found guilty this week of peddling a false military record in order to collect thousands in soldier disability payments.Randall Moneymaker, of Clayton, N.C., claimed he had served as an Army Ranger on tours in Iraq, Afghanistan, Bosnia, Panama and Grenada and had earned medals and badges of honor. But, according to federal investigators, Moneymaker was a fraud who spent only a short time in the Army, was given a less than honorable discharge and never saw any combat. "This defendant attempted to defraud the men and women who serve and protect our freedom," U.S. Attorney John Brownlee said, following the guilty verdict. Moneymaker was found guilty of making false statements, submitting false documents and theft of government funds.

Opinion:
Ugh! That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dumb. This guy is a moron and should not be able to call himself a solider. Also who the heck gets Lipo! um no!

1 comment:

PC AP Gov said...

Wow kelly your last one was interesting... I thought it was funny that the guys name was moneymaker lol...

Andrew