Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Ben Thieroff

*Summary-- A CT woman was arrested for molesting Santa today. The woman, Sandrama Lamy is being charged with fourth degree sexual assault and breach of peace. She groped the 65 year old santa at a Danbury mall. She was released on the promise that she'd show up in court on Jan. 3rd
*Opinion-- What is this world coming to?? A woman molests a sixty five year old santa! Why? could she not get a man so she had to grab this old guy?? This is just repulsive! even for a dare... retards!

*Summary-- A construction worker was shot in the face today in Atlanta. The worker was working on a buliding next to a condo. A resident of the condo got so angry from the noise that he walked out onto his balcony and fired a shot into the construction site. The poliece stormed the condo shortly after the shot rang out.
*Opinion-- What a weiner! These are the kind of people that i absolutely hate!! He couldnt have written complaints or done that.. NO he had to shoot at them!! No wonder all these anti gun fools have so much ammunition! Cause of dummies like this!

*Summary--There was a poliece officer that was pulled over and cited with a DUI today. The Miami- Dade poliece officer was swerving in and out of lanes and speeding when he was pulled over by the Floridia Highway Patrol. His blood alcohol limit was three times the legal limit.
*Opinion-- Only in Floridia. So this cop who is supposed to be protecting us is out speeding and swerving in and out of traffic. And he was doing it all in his CRUSIER!!

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1 comment:

PC AP European History said...

Little short on summary and opinion.