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National

From http://www.azcentral.com/sports/mercury/articles/0913mercuryonline13.html

The Phoenix Mercury force a game five in the WNBA finals the mercury are now one win away from their first ever title. The mercury started the game poorly missing nine of ten shots from the field. The shock took advantage and led by two at the end of the first half. The mercury had a good second half mostly good fourth quarter. They went up by one with eighteen seconds left in the game. The shock were unable to score and the mercury won.

This is good this would be only thel second national title by a professional sports team in Arizona history. The diamond backs won the world series in 2001 and the cardinals have never been to the playoffs the coyotes have gotten close as well as the suns. So go mercury.

International

From http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0910mex-truck0910-ON.html

A Mexican truck carrying dynamite crashed into another car and killed nearly 34 people the explosion caused a ten by forty foot crater in the ground any body that witnessed the truck is now dead. Officals don’t know what caused the initial crash. The explosion blew out the windows of cars nearly a quarter mile away.

It is a good thing that the government passed to not allow Mexican trucks in America because I don’t want any Mexican truck filled with dynamite blowing up and messing up the 51 or something then they hurt us two ways first they take away from our trucking companies then we have to pay to clean up their mess.

National

From http://www.azcentral.com/sports/suns/articles/0913oden.html

Greg oden expected to miss most if not all of his first season in the nba doctors in his team physical found cartilage damage in odens knee. The doctor the performed microfracture surgery and full recovery is expected to take up to 16 months. Portland will be holding a press conference with oden present soon

That SUX like I say money well spent. There goes one year of a probably only five year contract. Looks like oden will be putting up record numbers in oregons wheel chair league all I have to say is ROOKIE OF THE YEAR???

International

From http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0912shrinking-kilogram0912-ON.html

The standarf for the kilogram is slowly losing weight. The weght that has set the standard for the kilogram for a while is slowly starting to lose weight physicist have no explanation. For it multiple subjects made out of the same material and kept under the same condtions are slowly drifting apart.

This is really pointless I couldn’t find another international article and this is the second one I found so I tried to make it sound interesting. It is kind of impossible though but atleast im not talking about the annual grass growing competition in Iceland this month.